not to be too millennial but
no money
no house
just avocado
“no homo” I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel.
This joke is lethal
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happy pride month everyone
me comforting my mullet husband and assuring him that he is still masculine after he had to see another mans butt cheek
this is an image with a lot of power and while my instincts are telling me to lean into it I don’t feel like the life I’ve lived to this point has equipped me to do it safely